1024x768 wallpaper size here: [link]


Poor Pika. He has no idea how in the hell he got all those diseases! He just bought himself that snazzy bowtie at the PokeMart, and the next thing he knew, BAM! (or should I say "CLAP!"? HA HA HA Haaaaaa ) Gonorrhea!!

_{...and Syphillis, herpes, crabs, genital warts, hlamydia, Hepatitis, Lymphogranuloma Venereum, Salmonella, Molluscum Contagiosum, Pediculosis Pubis, a yeast Infection, Scabies, Vaginitis, and lkjasd;flkjasd....}


But really! Look at that snazzy bowtie!!






Sooo... here, at long last, is my submission to *SneakySir's totally kick ass new club, !!

If you enjoy Pikachu (or hate him! ) and have a crazy sense of humor, this club might be just the place for you! hehe It's a club devoted to "uncute" pictures of Pikachu (i.e. the Pikachu itself can be cute, but the situation cannot be. So like, Pikachu can't be having a teaparty with Togapi, while Squirtle is off prancing around a maypole with Psyduck... that is, unless they're all wearing bondage outfits and the tea is actually blood laced with PCP, and Squirtle has a gun and Psyduck is actually tied to the maypole trying to escape certain death!... THEN it's okay!! hey, actually, that's a pretty good idea... DON'T STEAL IT!!!!!! [hahah actually, if you wanna undertake drawing that, I would be quite honored if you did!! so disregard my usual insane rantings, and go right ahead and draw that if you want to!! ]...... although I DO think I will still draw some sort of tea party themed picture eventually... hmm )

Anyhoo. I've had this idea for awhile, and conveniently *SneakySir's club came around, and it was the perfect opportunity to draw it! so hooray!

also! here is an alternate pose: [link] I had a hard time choosing which pose to go with; on one hand, the one I went with looks like he's thinking "oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap--I mean: P-p-pika!" haha and then this alternate view looks like he's thinking "great. just great." or rather "Pikaaaa..."

also, also: here is my embarrassingly bad first draft of this picture, complete with HORRID spelling errors and a really really crappy misshapen Pikachu [link]

Drawn in Illustrator. I've been working on it on and off for the past month or so (mixed in with the other 903845093485 projects I'm working on )

Good times!


edit: hey! i think I found out how he got the herpes!! [link] (I swear, though, us both posting Pikachu/herpes-related images within the span of a couple days is a TOTAL coincidence! great/crazy minds think alike? )

also, also, I just realized this is a perfectly timed pic for Valentine's Day!! (or VD as it would be! hahahaaaaaaaaa... okay, shutting up now.)


^{And for the record, yes, I know that you can't catch AIDS, you get HIV and THEN it turns into AIDS, but I took some creative license for the sake of terrible comedy also: crap, I just ruined the joke with my old link. but anyway, this is pertaining to the topic at hand. yes. (thanks =mandichan! )}