If you'd enjoy this design on a t-shirt, you're in luck! $20, FANCINESS AWAITS: [link]

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FULL VIEW for wallpaper size!!!

And now, my usual description of jackassery:


Do you often tire of walking into a fancy restaurant, only to have them say:

"I'm sorry sir, but this establishment requires you to wear pants, as per order of the health inspector. I know our sign says 'NO SHIRT, NO SHOES: NO SERVICE.', but really, it also implies pants. Perhaps we need to amend the sign. On that, we truly do apologize. But yes, we'd be happy to serve you if you return with pants.... or at the very least, some underwear."

(Oh yes, I went there. [wtf.])

Anyhoo, if you tire of restaurants telling you that, I apologize, but this shirt won't really help you. (that is, unless you're highly skilled at fashioning t-shirts into pants! In which case, I salute you. No need to salute back, though. [see: previous bad joke involving lack of underwear]) Perhaps looking into some sort of organic living (read: hippie) commune might help you.

...But for those that tire of having to find (or just wear) "formal attire" for fancy shmancy dinners/events, perhaps this is just the shirt for you! The waiter might be like, "HEY, THAT IS NOT SUITABLE ATTIRE FOR OUR CLASSY RESTAURANT ESTABLISHMENT PLACE OF BUSINESS!!!"

And you can be all, "WHATEVAH!!! CHECK THE SHIRT, BITCH."

Featuring a finely groomed moustache, tie, AND monocle, this shirt offers all the fancy shmancy-ness needed for any formal event you might need to attend.

They will be printed on black t-shirts (unisex or girly), or special girly fitted shirts for teh ladieeeezzz [link] Black shirts, because duh, it's fancy shmancy.


As my brother sorta summed it up: It's like those tuxedo t-shirts [link] ... but sorta actually a tad more classy, and you won't look like a total tool wearing it! (just a sorta tool! haha)

Since this design's alignment is at a CARAAAZAY tilted angle (how trendy ), here's a mockup of what the actual shirt will look like: [link]


^{Another super happy fun =ilovegravy shirt for the crickets and tumbleweeds eagerly awaiting them Also, it is the THRILLING AND SEXY CONCLUSION [thank you ~Crocodile-Chocolate, haha, I saw that phrase in your recent comic, and remembered how much I love that line ] 2006 collection (see below for more info)}

ps- GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! So like I briefly mentioned above, this is [technically] the LAST design I am going to print for this year [there MIGHT be some last minute additions, but probably note], thus closing my 2006 collection (wtf.) So if you were sick of seeing my stupid designs, congratulations, I won't be posting anymore until some time next year! (okay, well, I might post some art that COULD potentially be a shirt design later... but as for actual deviations like this, no. There WILL be pics posted of the actual shirts later! But this is it for the designs.)