2/4/08 FINALLY!!!!!!

They were available since December, but my SLOW ASS is only updating this now. You can purchase a french fries shirt heeeeere at my site! [link]

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Thanks for voting you guys!!! I actually made it into the top 20 for the Fast Food Nation contest! [link] Which, of course, has no actual bearing on whether or not my design will get printed, but still, I'll take what I can get.

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Thank you thank you thank you x 9384908409545 to everyone who voted!!!

So at long last, after putting up with my stupid polls, here it is you guys!!

I was going to copy and paste my description here, but then I thought maybe that would be repetitive since it's right over there at the link above. But then I thought maybe not everyone might bother to read the description there, but might read it here. Then I thought, "I'm hungry," then I thought, "wtf, you have to leave for class in less than 15 minutes, just post the damn thing and stop over-thinking things AS USUAL, you jackass."

So yes, apologies for the repetitivenessesesesesesesss.

Here is some icey cream to make everything better:





...actually wait, here's a slightly edited version of one portion of my ramblings, due to description restraints (i.e. no images in the description) at DA/you guys already being partially familiar with the pic:

Frenchy might look a bit familiar! Featured in one of my DA IDs! [link]
^{wheee reusing things. (I am a hack. hahah)}

I was going to use the same line in this design, but I like "Tell my wife I love her." more, plus, dunno if "bitch" might be offensive to some people.

Yes, the talking box of french fries was also there. I'll be honest with you, it scares me that he hasn't aged a day since that photo was taken, and lately he's been quite salty (HAAAAaaaa... GET IT?? FRENCH FRIES? SALTY??.... yes, tumbleweeds and crickets ahoy. Moving along.) about the recent celebrity acquired by a certain goateed box of talking french fries. "Where's MY lucrative cartoon deal?? Where's MY smooth black man voice?? Where's MY Hungry Man dinner??" ^{(when I asked him if he thinks it's in bad taste to eat the mashed potatoes, he responded, "No, tastes fine to me.")}

So, perhaps, if this design gets printed, he'll shut the hell up and stop haunting my thoughts and dreams, and I'll finally be able to escape the deep fried, french cut nightmare of complaining.

(aaand, as usual, my post has spiraled into incoherent insanity. [sheesh, did I start enough words with "in" just now? IN-DEED.])


ok, now here's the rest.

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I know what you're thinking: Who's the REAL killer here? Well, I'm not sure, but I've hired ace detective Orenthal James Simpson to find out! (What is this, two weeks ago? Are we still making these jokes?) He is highly experienced in sleuthing out "REAL killers", so with him on the case, we'll have this mystery figured out in no time!!! (and by "no time" I mean like, "12+ years and he was the one responsible the whole time. YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS: OJ SIMPSON TOTALLY INVENTED THE PROCESS OF PARTIALLY HYDROGENATING OIL." What a jerk, I tells ya'.)

Other potential "last words":

* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME

* CANNOT YOU SEE SHE IS CONSUMING MY VERY FLESH

* ...Fine, whatever. Joke's on her, anyway. ENJOY YOUR PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED DEATH YOU SIX PIECE CHICKEN MC-HARPY

(that last one is a take-off of one of my favorite Space Ghost quotes.)

My mom's thoughts on "Tell my wife I love her.": ...ohhh, okay!! At first I thought that girl was his wife.
hahah, not surprising! I just hope that's not the common reaction. haha My mom tried to fill a tea kettle through the SPOUT last week... so yes. To give you an idea of how my mom's thought process works. haha