Proclaim your love for delicious fried tuber sticks with your very own french fry love shirt here: [link]

original pic here: [link]

I have been working on this stupid thing for so long that much like staring at the same word over and over (wtf, staring over and over?) looking at these dumb photos for so long: MY FACE LOOKS MISSPELLED. Then again, when doesn't it?

In other news, it is almost 5am and I am delirious. (so what else is new. haha ) But seeing as how I wanted to finish all these damn new website pics by the end of FEBRUARY, I wanted to FINALLY fucking finish up this project. I need to dedicate the rest of this month to doing my taxes. And preparing for the hopefully-non-failure that I will encounter when I go to the Kawaii-kon [link] next month to sell my shirts. Oh, yes, and further kicking myself in the ass to have GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE and fulfill all the shirt orders I've been getting lately. (I'm scared, people have actually been purchasing stuff i'm so neurotic. hahah ) DID I MENTION I HAD THE FLU FOR ABOUT A WEEK AND A HALF? ??? 102 degree fever + what I thought was pneumonia + PSYCHO CHILLS. My bad joke was as follows:

I FEEL LIKE AN MC, CUZ THIS IS THE ILLEST I'VE EVER BEEN.

(thank you *burgertime for correcting me in my error of saying DJ. hahah)

HERE IS ANOTHER DUMB BORING FUN STORY: As I'm sure it comes as no surprise (considering the topic of this shirt and my username, hahah), I have terrible cholesterol. For those not familiar, the optimal total cholesterol level is like, under 200. 201-239 is borderline high. 240+ is "OH CRAP YOU ARE POTENTIALLY SCREWED"-level. Last September, I took a blood test for the first time in, oh, 15 years. (I am TERRIFIED of needles. ) My cholesterol was 204. The doctor told me to try working on my diet and exercise and come back in four months. I just went to that follow-up appointment last week; my cholesterol is now *222*. !!! jalsdjfa;lsdjfa;lsdkjfa;lsdkjfas In my defense, I DID start exercising (walking/jogging 4-5 days a week for 1 hour/2.5+ miles), and I WAS trying to watch what I ate, but I guess not enough. :/ So I've gotta go back again in the summer to see if my exercise regimen and adjusted diet did anything.

Here's where my typical dumbness comes in: So my doctor is super duper nice, and she really likes my t-shirts, so I gave her one of my cards, and she said she'd check out my website. It was only later that I realized, "Oh god, she's going to go to my website and see my I LOVE FRENCH FRIES and I LOVE GRAVY t-shirts and be like 'NO WONDER THAT HO HAS SUCH BAD CHOLESTEROL!!!' " hahahaaa sigh. How embarrassing. oh well.

SLEEPY TIME aklsdjf;lakdjsf;laksdjf;klasdf