e-mail: dontspammeyoujerk@gmail.com
location: hawaii
specialty: hyper cute and stupid comedy
Contact
If you purchase anything from my store, please let me know via comment at my DA page, or through note or email! :D I wanna personally thank you for your support! <3
Biography
This city's got big buildings I like food bye.
Awards
2003 - World's Best Grandpa. Trophy mug obtained at the local Goodwill.
1979 - William H. Taft HS Croquet Team. MVP & team captain.
1995 - St. Christopher's Teen Talent show. Honorable mention.
1967 - Decatur County Fair Pie Eating Contest. Second place.
Education
Certification in Rubics Cube methods - MIT (Mitch's Institute of Tools)
Correspondence training in TV/VCR Repair - That school you always see on TV.
Masters Degree in Ceramics - Princeton. PhD in Psychology - The University of Phoenix.